Question

Your wife is literally less then three full days away from bearing your second child. You've spent most of the day installing a new vanity and bathroom sink, tarring your roof where it meets the chimney and mowing the lawn. After all of that tom foolery you get a craving for salsa. You should:

a) go the grocery store and buy a jar

b) go to the local tex-mex restaurant across the street where they literally give it away for free

c) go to the farmer's market and buy enough raw goods to make literally 12 pint sized jars and one gallon sized zip lock bag full of salsa.

Answer is...... C ........

the raw goods.

the salsa

the wife

the crazy man (driven only by his desire for delicious salsa)